Before work - be sure to put your hand in your wife's panties

«No matter how much this pretzel is late for work, he will never miss an opportunity to do what he does every night. The tradition is very simple: you can not have time to have breakfast or take a shower, but to put your hand in your panties to your wife is sacred! So today I did not depart from this glorious tradition. However, it did not work out to limit this harmless gesture, because lust took over. Now my wife also wanted something sweet. By sweet, of course, she means the horseradish of her faithful, who now just needs to take a good nap, and it's not a sin to sit down there from above!»